All geared up but no dungeon to raid?

Looking for someone to really dragon your dungeons?
Wanting to play an interesting system or module rather than run it yourself?
Need a replacement DM to run something for a bit while you recharge your creative batteries?
Want something collaborative, engaging and fun as the centerpiece to an event like a birthday party or company retreat?

    • A complete table top experience, no half-assed plots or anemic villains* here.

      *Except vampires, there’s not a lot I can do about that.

    • Versatility of play. I’m willing to run the game you want where you want it, whether that’s digital, in-person, or via mail**

      **Please do not actual ask for Tabletop by mail. I have no clue how I would price this.

    • Accoutrement galore. I like to play with minis, with effects, with voices and with enthusiasm.

    • Clear boundaries. Everyone should be having fun at the table and that’s what I’m looking to facilitate, I won’t be running content that won’t be enjoyed.

    • Flexibility of Options. I’ve a lot of experience in my systems and with different experience levels of player. If you want a system, let me know and I’ll make it work.

    • A clear feasibility report. If I don’t think I can do it, I won’t waste either of our times.

    • Clear communication. You shouldn’t be wondering what I’m doing or when your minis are going to be there.

    • Quality we’re both happy with. I’ll work with you, if you’ll work with me.

    • A clear feasibility report. If I don’t think I can do it, I won’t waste either of our times.

    • Clear communication. You shouldn’t be wondering what I’m doing or when your minis are going to be there.

    • Quality we’re both happy with. If you’re not happy with the work or the time taken let me know and we can work it out.

    • Consistent focus. If you’re paying for my time I’m going to be dedicated for the duration.

    • Clear communication. No ‘left on read here’. You should be aware of what I’m working on and when.

    • Honest criticism. I’m not always going to be correct, but I will let you know what I think, what my research points to and what peer products are doing.

    • Respect for my time. I have a life of my own with projects and goals that might interfere with our agreement. If I am unable to fuffil an obligation I will let you know and endeavor to make it up, I expect the same for you.

    • Clear communication. I do not yet possess the ability to read minds nor divine truth from tea. As such if I am not able to conjure correct information from the void. If something has changed that will affect our dealings I will need to be informed or I will continue working as per latest instructions.

    • Prompt payment. While I would love to be able to do all this for free I simply cannot.

      • All Dungeon Master booking will require a $100 down-payment prior to scheduling

      • All mini-painting requires that half of the agreed upon total is paid upfront for expenses.

      • Due to the more nebulous nature of consultation work I will work with you to determine the rates and values.

Look no further!

I’ve been a Game Master for dozens of games lasting hundreds of hours. I’ve ran games for everything from small groups with one shots to large groups playing entire campaigns, and I’ve love to run something for you!

Or perhaps you’re looking to add some color to your games? I paint minis for my games and I’d be happy to paint them for yours as well. (Price and turnaround subject to details and amount. Drop me a line and we can talk.)

On the third mutant hand you may be looking for someone to consult about your game, be it tabletop, board game, video game or even your module. I’d be more than happy to help.

Rates:

Dungeon Mastering Event: $120 per hour, 2 hour minimum.

Dungeon Master Retainer: $100 per hour, minimum 4 hours per session. Available in packages of 1 to 6 sessions per month. Contact me for details regarding setting up sessions.

Miniature Printing: Prices are dependent on the design, materials desired, and shipping. Reach out for feasibility.

Miniature Painting: (Prices are ballparked and subject to refinement) $12-15 per model of 25mm and smaller. $30-80 for minis between 30 and 60mm. $200+ for minis larger than 60mm. If I need to assemble the mini add 50% to the price.

Game Design Consultation: Contact me for pricing. Price subject to deliverables, requirements, frequency of contact, the amount of research required.